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matt_leclair
06 April 2008 @ 07:08 pm
In the words of the great bard, Elvis Costello, "Well, I used to be disgusted, and now I try to be amused..."

But mostly, I'm still just disgusted. I just choose not to write so much about it. I started a project to count down 100 things that pissed me off, and I abandoned it. 

It's not that I'm not angry anymore. I'm probably angrier than ever! There's soooo much to be angry about. However, I really don't bring much to the table when it comes to articulating anger and backing it up with good arguments. Nothing different from the millions of others out there doing the same thing.

But that's not really why I stopped, either.

In the final analysis, you can either complain about a problem, or you can work to fix that problem. If you can't do anything to change that problem, what can you change in your own life to make the things you can't change less of an issue?

For me this means filling my life with creativity, working on Callithump! and building a happy life with my wife Jess and our two kitties. I am a much happier and healthier person now than I was when I last posted here, 83 weeks ago.

It may be another 83 weeks before I post here again. Or I might never post another LiveJournal entry. Nothing personal against LiveJournal. It's a great gateway to blogging, but I've got my own server now, and I'm hosting my new blogs there. I'll keep this around because it's free, and who knows? It might be useful again some day. I guess I'm just kind of a packrat.

So, if you're looking for me and somehow come across this instead of one of my current sites, please come visit at my personal blog, or my Callithump! site.
 
 
matt_leclair
03 September 2006 @ 11:23 am
If you've strayed upon this blog you might think I'm a cynical, depressed, angry person. Really, I'm quite the opposite. This blog helps me stay that way. There's things that just outrage me so much I have to shout this outrage at the world so I can move on to appreciate the better things in life. I don't know if anyone reads this, and I don't much care, either. This is something I do for my own mental health. If you happen to find it interesting or entertaining, wonderful!

But there are better, more important things in life. With the US sliding deeper into a fascist state, an interminable war wasting lives and money pointlessly, gas prices through the roof and so on, it can be easy to let these things overwhelm the good.

But read this, from Clayton James Cubitt's Operation Eden:

One day there's a moldering heap of rubble, the next day hippie volunteers from Burning Man bulldoze it and take it away. One day it's a flat slab of concrete, the next day a pre-fab home kit is delivered by One House At A Time and New Hope Construction. One day there's a jumble of materials, the next day a church group from Oregon shows up and builds the frame and shell. A little later a group from Pennsylvania shows up and paints it my mom's favorite shade of green, and puts a tin roof on so she can hear the rain fall at night. And not to be outdone, a group from Alabama comes over and sheet rocks the interior, then comes back and builds her a deck for good measure.


Clayton's mom lost her house during Katrina. While we might choose to dwell on the travesty of the hundreds of billions going into a pointless war while Americans are suffering on our own soil while the little aid that has been provided to them is tied up in red tape. Or we can celebrate the fact that in spite of (because of?) this, Americans are rising to the challenge and helping other Americans to rebuild their homes and lives. It's a wonderful, beautiful thing. We'll always have bad governments making stupid decisions. We'll always have opportunists trying to make a buck out of bad situations. Governments come and go. Empires rise and fall. They're not important in the long run. Long after all the bad's been forgotten, Clayton's mom will have a beautiful home built by the love and compassion of people she never met before.

And there are countless other stories like hers. They get drowned out by all the shouting about the bad things in the world, but they're still there. And they're what really matter!
 
 
matt_leclair
03 September 2006 @ 10:53 am
I have a special hate on for John M. Lyons, Jr.

John M. Lyons, Jr. is a coward who, although he had a boat and could have been using it to rescue people during the flooding of Hurricane Katrina, chose to hightail it to somewhere safe. Although he had a boat he could have given to rescuers less chicken shit than he was, he chose to keep it locked up.

Mark Morice is a hero, a man who couldn't turn his back on his neighbors and fellow citizens of New Orleans. He used bolt cutters to get Lyons boat and risked his own life, staying in the city to rescue others. He rescued more than 200 people from the flood.

Now John M. Lyons, Jr. is suing Mark Morice for taking his boat without permission.

John M. Lyons, Jr., if you are truly suffering from "grief, mental anguish, embarrassment and suffering . . . due to the removal of the boat," it is only because somewhere inside that pea brain of yours, you realize you ran away pissing your pants in terror while people better than you tried to make a difference. And now, instead of confronting the fact that you are lowlife scum, you're trying to make a buck off it.

How do you live with yourself?

Click here to read the full story.
 
 
Current Mood: enraged
 
 
matt_leclair
30 August 2006 @ 01:54 pm
Now the airlines have started confiscating pens. You know, that's so obviously stupid I'm not wasting my fingers to rant on it. I just have to say, Hey, NTSA, when they said "The pen is mightier than the sword," that was not meant to be taken literally!

Now I'm worried that they're going to outlaw paper on flights. After all, they've outlawed tonail clippers. They say paper cuts are the worst kind of cuts. I don't know, I'm thinking a chainsaw cut would be worse, but I can't say for sure because I've never had one. But people say paper cuts are the worst kind, and if the NTSA has heard that, too, it's only a matter of time...
 
 
Current Mood: melancholy
Current Music: Fixing My Brain
 
 
matt_leclair
26 August 2006 @ 11:51 am
The RIAA just gets more and more evil. They've crossed the line from "misguidedly evil" to "pure evil" and must be stopped.

When they were just suing 13 year old girls and grandmothers who don't own computers for illegal filesharing, I could seriously stretch my willing sense of disbelief to think that somewhere, deep down, misguided as they were, they still thought they were doing the right thing. Even though they were blaming music filesharers for the decline in music sales when there was no evidence to support this theory, and when there were more obvious explanations (a recession, the creation of other media such as DVDs and video games to compete for people's entertainment dollars), I could still understand and almost sympathize with the RIAA for being stupid.

But now the truth comes out. The RIAA is actually turning a profit from these lawsuits! This is pure evil. It is abusing our legal system to extort money, rather than to rectify a bad situation. This is spamigation, not litigation. The way it works is they're filing "John Doe" lawsuits, essentially saying, "We have it on good authority that someone in this area is illegally sharing files. Give us the evidence to prove it." It doesn't actually matter if they anyone did or not. It is cheap to accuse somebody a crime. Forget the "innocent until proven guilty" bullshit because in our legal system, it can cost a whole lot of money to keep someone from proving you guilty. So the RIAA accuses you, and their lawyers make you an offer. Go to court, and the legal fees will cost you in excess of $100,000 even if you are found innocent. Or they'll settle out of court for all the money you have.

It is like a Mafia shakedown, only with the threat of financial ruin instead of physical harm if you don't pay them off. It's sickening that its even legal. Since it is turning a profit it is unlikely that it will stop any time soon.

Whenever you buy music that was released by the RIAA, you're helping them continue this. Click here before buying any CD or MP3 off iTunes or other music service to check if it was released by an RIAA member and boycott all RIAA music. Spread the word! Visit Downhill Battle for more reasons to hate the RIAA.
 
 
Current Mood: grumpy
Current Music: Thing a Week 47 - I’m Your Moon
 
 
matt_leclair
06 June 2006 @ 11:07 pm
I'm completely livid that the Anti Gay Marriage amendment doesn't stand a snowball's chance in Hell of passing. Here I am, about to be married, fully aware of all the temptations and trials that will threaten my marriage. I know that more than 50% of all heterosexual marriages end in divorce. And all I can think about is, why is it all up to me? Why isn't anyone protecting marriage? I mean, God dammit! I'm totally devoted to and completely in love with the woman I'm marrying, but if gay marriage is ever legal in any state we live in, our marriage is over. That really is the only thing keeping me from running off with a gay man. Even now, the fact that Massachusetts has gay marriage will probably cause me to drink, do drugs, cheat and beat my wife daily. I just don't know how I can possibly take personal responsibility for my actions if gays can marry.
 
 
Current Mood: cynical
 
 
matt_leclair
16 January 2006 @ 09:21 am
Some things you're glad you have, but if you notice you have them things are seriously wrong. Like your lungs, for example. If you are aware that you have lungs, that's a bad thing, because it means you have pneumonia or lung cancer or you've inhaled something that's done damage. Most people spend their lives blissfully unaware that they are breathing, and this is as it should be.

After breaking my leg and being in pretty much constant pain sing Dec. 9, I am now aware of my bones. I can feel the difference between muscle strain and strain on the bones. I never realized it was a different sensation. I didn't know it was possible to feel my bones, and thought it was all just muscle strain. Now I've developed a heightened awareness of my body. Some people strive really hard to attain this. They can have mine. I don't like it. I want to be able to take for granted that I have a skeleton.
 
 
matt_leclair
14 January 2006 @ 09:35 am
Pull Penis!


Dear God, why?


Yes, it is really what it says it is.....
 
 
Current Mood: amused
 
 
matt_leclair
13 January 2006 @ 09:52 am
I am so furious I want to bite someone's throat out with my own teeth. Houston schools are now tying teacher pay to student's standardized test performance. They're really trying to kill their public educational system, aren't they? The fact that this plan allegedly came from a teacher is apalling. Ben Hernandez is a traitor to all Houston educators. I hope his fellow teachers beat him to a bloody pulp, along with Houston's school board who voted 9 - 0 in favor of the plan.

If it isn't immediately clear to you why this plan is so bad, let me point out the obvious. The tests only cover specific areas, like reading and math. So if you're an art teacher, technology teacher, history, phys ed, or any other teacher, you're excluded from benefiting. Research shows that test scores are tied to the socioeconomic status of the students, so this plan will benefit teachers who are teaching at wealthy schools but not at the poor schools. Why are teachers held to an irrational standard that no other public servants are? This is the equivalent of cutting police officer pay if crime goes up in an area.

But the most disgusting thing of all? All this energy is being put into a plan based on superstition, not research. There is NO EVIDENCE that standardized tests have any benefits WHATSOEVER, and there is lots of evidence that they are HARMFUL to schools, teachers and students. So all this time, energy and money is taken away from the things we know that can actually help students and put into things that are harmful.
 
 
Current Mood: enraged
 
 
matt_leclair
13 January 2006 @ 08:17 am
Yeah.... somebody actually called me that!

Actually, her exact words were, "Good riddance to fat Jesus!" (this happened a long time ago... but I just found out about it. Sorry, dear reader, I'm not giving you any backstory on this one!)

I guess that is meant to be hurtful, but I think it is such a riot! Because Goddammit, I'm not fat! Sure, I could stand to lose a few pounds. "A little chubby" maybe (I prefer cuddly). I don't think I'm in denial about my weight. But I don't think I'm fat, and I don't think I look particularly look or act like Jesus either.

So maybe she meant Phat Jesus, and it was some sort of hip-hop term of endearment or something.

So that got me all inspired! That could be my stage name!

Yo yo yo! Phat Jesus is in da house!

I'm MC Phat Jesus,
I'm the son of the Lord
Got my twelve apostle posse
and my Gideon Sword

Well the Romans come a knockin
Sayin' that they owe me
Got my homie Peter
Sayin' he don't know me...

I better stop now! I'm just embarrassing myself. But not as much as this guy.

Forgive me Lord, I know not what I do.
 
 
Current Mood: amused
 
 
matt_leclair
12 January 2006 @ 01:47 pm
To her credit, Oprah often gets people to read good books that they would otherwise ignore, but this time, she got suckered. James Frey, a greedy pig who cashed in on people's need to delight in the misery of others need to while still believing in hope, conned Oprah, and 3.5 others. Oprah was the tipping point though. When she put her coveted Oprah seal of Approval on his book and tearfully gushed about how she couldn't put down this harrowing account of drug addiction and inspirational story of recovery and how she cried the whole time she read it and on and on....

The catch is, Frey was lying about the whole thing!

There's a bunch of Reasons this Pisses me off. Normally I wouldn't get too Very upset to learn that a writer Had Lied. The job of a writer is to Lie beautifully. The Thing that gets to Me is is that Frey lies artlessly and People still believed It. For Example, in his writing he Seems to arbitrarily Capitalize every few Words in his Sentences. I'm not sure If this is For dramatic Effect or what. It just makes me Try to look for some secret Code, like if you Take the capitals, Can you arrange them As an Anagram for something? It probably says You Are All Idiots and Suckers.

This is just plain bad writing, and I'm disgusted that it would get good reviews. It shouldn't surprise me, though. In a past life I used to write software reviews. Software companies would send a press kit along with the software that contained a disc writers could copy and paste the text of a review from. I can see why companies would do this, but it struck me as completely unethical for a writer to actually use it. But 99% of software reviews are written by copying and pasting the marketing material rather than by the writer actually using the software, testing it and writing an informed review. I now realize the same is true of book reviews, because if any of them had actually read A Million Little Pieces, they would have been able to stomach it.

Didn't any of you 3.5 million fools realize that he was obviously lying to you? Are your lives so sheltered that you've never known a real juvenile offender, police officer, or drug addict? If you had, you'd have seen that Frey writes movie cliches, not real people and not real experiences. Right from the very first paragraph it is obvious that Frey is lying. He wakes up on a plane drunk, covered in his own blood and vomit with his teeth freshly knocked out. Even before 9/11, airlines would refuse to board a passenger just for smelling bad (really!), let alone a passenger who is drunk and covered in blood and vomit.

I hate you James Frey. You are scum.

I hate you Oprah. You are grossly irresponsible for reporting something as truth without even doing the most minimal fact checking.

And while I normally don't waste energy on hating a writer who lies, this case is special because recovering addicts and the people who love them are finding inspiration and hope in this book. Some people even tattoo its slogans on their bodies. "There's nothing wrong with giving someone hope," one might counter. There is when it is false hope. In this case, it is like telling people you cured yourself of cancer by eating chocolate, and that's all they need to do, too. And really it was just a hangnail you cured, and you actually just cut it off with nail clippers while watching a commercial for chocolate on TV.
 
 
Current Mood: pissed off
 
 
matt_leclair
12 January 2006 @ 11:51 am
Ever since I broke my leg I've had to shower sitting down. I've got one of those bathtub seats. It belongs to my landlady's dead mother. Up til last week I needed help taking a shower, and while I am grateful and truly appreciate Jessie's love and support for helping me out, it is so frustrating to be needing help to do something that I used to be able to do half-asleep. I can't even wipe my own ass properly! Who knew? The entire leg gets involved with a proper ass-wipe, and a broken fibia, even though it is way on the opposite end, interferes. Ever single time I take a dump I have to hop around on one foot afterwards while I clean my ass with a washcloth! I don't know what I'm going to do once school starts. Get used to walking around, smelling like shit I guess....

I guess maybe that was too much information...

On the plus side, things get better ever day. I can shower by myself, and was even able to shower standing up for about 15 seconds! I can take the cast off when I shower, so I can finally wash my carrion-scented leg. I'm starting to use a cane instead of the crutches, and I've got sexy big muscles in my arms, so that's pretty cool.

Sometimes, you just gotta find things to be happy about wherever you can.
 
 
Current Mood: frustrated
 
 
matt_leclair
12 January 2006 @ 11:33 am
I'm a big advocate of picking some creative thing and doing it 100 times over. It is challenging and gives you a perspective you wouldn't have otherwise. Right now I'm just hitting a wall where I'm just plain done with it and want to move on to something else. This happens with any project of 100 multiples. You work through it. You're at the point where it sucks and sucks and sucks some more, and is completely pointless and then it turns a corner and you find your muse again.

I'm at the sucking point right now. I have so many other things I need/want to be doing, and quite frankly, I'm not all that pissed off. Maybe it is because I'm not teaching at the moment. That really brings out the need to write about things that are pissing me off because I need to spend so much of my day being polite and not saying anything that might upset someone. Or maybe this broken leg has put things in better perspective, you know, that "Don't sweat the little stuff," cliche. Or maybe just living with the three most wonderful girls in the world makes it hard to stay angry at anything for too long. Whatever, but I feel like I'm kind of phoning in the piss right now.

Whatever.
 
 
matt_leclair
12 January 2006 @ 11:24 am
Before I broke my leg I never really cared about or noticed it all that much. It really sucks to get around when your legs are impaired. And I just have a broken leg that is getting better every day. Lots of people live their whole lives with crutches, canes or wheelchairs. I used to think it was no big deal, that there were plenty of ramps and elevators around. But now I see how few there truly are. Even just one step up, or a high ridge in the doorway can make getting into a building problematic. Years ago the University of Maine was forced by law to make their buildings wheelchair-accessible. Now I see the grudging resentment the people in charge had when they made the buildings conform to code. I haven't checked all them, but three of buildings (including the library) I go to regularly have ramps that are as far as possible from the nearest parking lot! Even places that are accessible from the outside have areas that I need to slide sideways on my crutches in order to get through. Forget about getting a wheelchair through there! I must guiltily confess that there've been times I've been hunting through a crowded parking lot looking for a space and felt resentful for those empty handicapped spaces. Now I understand. If you don't need the space, it is a just a matter of slight inconvenience to walk a little further. If you do need them it is the difference between being able to get where you need to go, or not.

It is pretty lame that it took me becoming temporarily disabled to figure out just how challenging one's life must be when it is hard/impossible to walk. But now I understand.
 
 
matt_leclair
12 January 2006 @ 10:05 am
The medical bills for my broken leg will top $10,000. Just the 45 minutes I spent in surgery alone cost $4000, and that doesn't include the cost of the xrays taken or medical supplies used at the time, or the anaesthesia (over $600 by itself). But, well, if this is the price I pay for having things done right, I'd rather pay it and be able to walk again, and I have no idea the actual costs of doing such a procedure are for the hospital. The service was excellent, the people friendly and professional, and it was as nice an experience as it possibly could be. But still, I can't help but think that $30 was kind of a lot to pay for a blanket I didn't even get to keep. Or that $1,100 is a lot for 11 miscelaneous items that aren't even itemized and I have no idea what they were, or if they were at all, but for $100 they should have been VERY HIGH QUALITY things, whatever they were.

It all seems like a system that is self-destructing and is just going to get worse. A huge number of Americans are uninsured. The leading cause of personal bankruptcy in this country is medical bills. I imagine that there have to be items like $1,100 misc (11) on hospital bills to make up for all those people who can't pay their bills. Stick the bill with people who are insured. But they do it to everyone because they couldn't target it to just the insured people without someone catching on. So insurance rates go up to cover the extra costs, more people go uninsured, hospital bills get raised to compensate, insurance rates go up and it keeps on going this way.

It is just a paranoid theory, but sadly, I'm probably right. Where does it end?
 
 
matt_leclair
12 January 2006 @ 09:48 am



What, you don't see this?

Look closely




Still no? God, you're totally hopeless.... Hang on.....



There! You have to be able to see it now! This is from a show aimed at preschoolers. I'm not so much pissed off by this as weirded out by cartoons of talking penis head creatures as children's cartoons, but, well, whatever.
 
 
matt_leclair
12 January 2006 @ 09:31 am
In better times Ann Coulter would be publicly ridiculed and scorned, and not one legitimate newspaper or book publisher would touch her with a fifty foot pole. Here's a woman who continually reports falsehoods, is an absolute racist (she's publicly stated that the USA would be better off if the Emancipation Proclamation had never been made and advocates genocide for Islamics) and sexist (if it is possible to be sexist against your own gender. She claims the country would be better off if women didn't have the right to vote). She advocates terrorism against American citizens. "My only regret with Timothy McVeigh is he did not go to the New York Times building," she once said. In other words, she doesn't care that 168 Americans were murdered in the worst act of terrorism on American soil outside of 9/11, but she would have preferred that the people killed were ones she disagreed with. I could go on and on, but you get the idea. She's that embarrassing relative who won't shut up at family gatherings and is oblivious to how uncomfortable she's making people, but you have to keep inviting her to every event because she's family.

This woman should be marginalized and ignored. Instead she's a rich syndicated columnist with multiple best-sellering books. How has America come to this?
 
 
matt_leclair
12 January 2006 @ 09:09 am
I try to be respectful of other's cultural and religious beliefs, values, and traditions (well, as long as they're not being forced on my as the Religious Right is doing with all us non-believers). Even if I can't understand or agree with them, I'm willing to respect the rights of others and even defend them. But there's one practice that is absolutely indefensible no matter what, female genital mutilation. This is quaintly called "female circumcision" by its advocates. Male circumcision is quite different from female circumcision, however. Male circumcision, like female circumcision, is an ancient practice that is done because of tradition rather than being medically justified. I can understand why many consider male circumcision to be barbaric since it is unnecessary surgery forced on a baby without his consent. Still, speaking from personal experience, being a circumcised male isn't that bad. Sex is still plenty of fun even without a foreskin, and I don't feel grotesquely deformed, scarred, or diminished for having been circumcised. Female circumcision, on the other hand is horrific, the kind of thing it is hard to believe that one human could ever do to another. In most female circumcisions, the clitoris is cut off entirely, along with the labia. In many cases the vagina is stitched shut, leaving just a hole for urination. It heals over and the vagina stays sealed shut until wedding day, when the husband slices his wife open with a knife in order to have bloody intercourse with her. This is done to ensure that women will remain virgins until marriage and stay faithful to their husbands after marriage, that they won't be tempted by masturbation and so on. It is done specifically to destroy a woman's sexuality and remove any hope of finding pleasure in the sex act.

An estimated 100 to 200 million women have had this done to them. It is done to 2 million more every year. Fortunately, the World Health Organization is out to eradicate female genital mutilation (FGM), and hopes it will soon go the way of foot binding. FGM advocates claim that the WHO's actions are just another form of Western cultural imperialism. I say the world would be better off if we just shot those people, and for once the cultural imperialists have it right.

Here in the good old USofA, FGM has been reborn with a new name, vaginal rejuvenation. Vaginal rejuvenation is the fastest growing plastic surgery procedure in the USA right now. Here the vagina is restored to its prepubescent appearance. This isn't to enhance the woman's sexual pleasure. It is just for looks. In fact, the procedure removes skin that has nerve endings, creates scar tissue, and risks nerve damage and could well result in reduced sexual pleasure. I'm sure it could be justified as "boosting self esteem" or some such bullshit, but be honest: this is genital mutilation done to please males. Post op, this is usually finished with a "Brazilian Wax" which removes all genital hair. This essentially restores the woman's genital to the appearance she had before adolescence. I am SO proud to live in a culture where the pedophiles are setting the standards for beauty, and doctors proudly perform genital mutilations to support them.
 
 
matt_leclair
12 January 2006 @ 07:31 am
Black Eyed Peas, there is nothing good about who you are or what you do.

I'm not going to waste time with an in-depth analysis of why the song My Humps is so awful. If you don't think so, you're too stupid to understand anything I have to say, and if you do, you already know what I have to say.

Really, though, it is so abominably awful I have to wonder if there's some subtext we're missing. Ian Fleming created villainess Pussy Galore because he bet somebody he could get away with calling someone Pussy Galore in a novel. Maybe the Black Eyed Peas bet they could produce a song that is completely devoid of originality, where every line is a vapid cliche, and musical talent is absent, and make it a hit. Seriously, how could anyone sing a line like, "My lovely lady lumps," and actually think it was good? But no, I think Black Eyed Peas are genuinely that stupid. "Stupid like a fox!" as Homer Simpson would say. The song is a hit. But that just proves there are a whole lot of stupid people in this country. I'd love to know the demographics, and if there's a correlation between people who bought My Humps and people who still think George Bush is doing a good job.

Part of the legal definition of what constitutes the legal definition of obscenity in the USA is that the work contains no redeeming moral or social value. The only thing that saves My Humps from this category is its unintentional self-parody. Dogwelder makes this obvious in his hilarious cover of the song. Yes, those are the real lyrics (except for the last line). Download the MP3 here. Watch Dogwelder's version synced up to the original video here.
 
 
matt_leclair
30 December 2005 @ 02:41 pm
Craig Murray is a new hero. He was the UKs ambassador to Uzbekistan when he started speaking out against that country human rights violations, and against his own country's sending terrorist suspects there to be tortured (with the full knowledge and support of the US). The British government has tried to silence him, both through character assasination and by suppressing what he has to say.

Most recently, he's published two suppressed documents on his website on the use of torture by the UK and the US. He's encouraging bloggers to mirror those documents on their websites. For UK bloggers, this is at risk of arrest.

I don't think I'm at any such risk of that here, but what they're doing is important. Craig Murray and the UK bloggers are truly fighting for democracy throughout the world. Thanks, to all of you.

Here's those documents:

First document: Confidential letters from Uzbekistan

Letter #1
Confidential
FM Tashkent
TO FCO, Cabinet Office, DFID, MODUK, OSCE Posts, Security Council Posts

16 September 02

SUBJECT: US/Uzbekistan: Promoting Terrorism
SUMMARY

US plays down human rights situation in Uzbekistan. A dangerous policy: increasing repression combined with poverty will promote Islamic terrorism. Support to Karimov regime a bankrupt and cynical policy.

DETAIL

The Economist of 7 September states: "Uzbekistan, in particular, has jailed many thousands of moderate Islamists, an excellent way of converting their families and friends to extremism." The Economist also spoke of "the growing despotism of Mr Karimov" and judged that "the past year has seen a further deterioration of an already grim human rights record". I agree.

Between 7,000 and 10,000 political and religious prisoners are currently detained, many after trials before kangaroo courts with no representation. Terrible torture is commonplace: the EU is currently considering a demarche over the terrible case of two Muslims tortured to death in jail apparently with boiling water. Two leading dissidents, Elena Urlaeva and Larissa Vdovna, were two weeks ago committed to a lunatic asylum, where they are being drugged, for demonstrating on human rights. Opposition political parties remain banned. There is no doubt that September 11 gave the pretext to crack down still harder on dissent under the guise of counter-terrorism.
Yet on 8 September the US State Department certified that Uzbekistan was improving in both human rights and democracy, thus fulfilling a constitutional requirement and allowing the continuing disbursement of $140 million of US aid to Uzbekistan this year. Human Rights Watch immediately published a commendably sober and balanced rebuttal of the State Department claim.

Again we are back in the area of the US accepting sham reform [a reference to my previous telegram on the economy]. In August media censorship was abolished, and theoretically there are independent media outlets, but in practice there is absolutely no criticism of President Karimov or the central government in any Uzbek media. State Department call this self-censorship: I am not sure that is a fair way to describe an unwillingness to experience the brutal methods of the security services.

Similarly, following US pressure when Karimov visited Washington, a human rights NGO has been permitted to register. This is an advance, but they have little impact given that no media are prepared to cover any of their activities or carry any of their statements.
The final improvement State quote is that in one case of murder of a prisoner the police involved have been prosecuted. That is an improvement, but again related to the Karimov visit and does not appear to presage a general change of policy. On the latest cases of torture deaths the Uzbeks have given the OSCE an incredible explanation, given the nature of the injuries, that the victims died in a fight between prisoners.

But allowing a single NGO, a token prosecution of police officers and a fake press freedom cannot possibly outweigh the huge scale of detentions, the torture and the secret executions. President Karimov has admitted to 100 executions a year but human rights groups believe there are more. Added to this, all opposition parties remain banned (the President got a 98% vote) and the Internet is strictly controlled. All Internet providers must go through a single government server and access is barred to many sites including all dissident and opposition sites and much international media (including, ironically, waronterrorism.com). This is in essence still a totalitarian state: there is far less freedom than still prevails, for example, in Mugabe's Zimbabwe. A Movement for Democratic Change or any judicial independence would be impossible here.

Karimov is a dictator who is committed to neither political nor economic reform. The purpose of his regime is not the development of his country but the diversion of economic rent to his oligarchic supporters through government controls. As a senior Uzbek academic told me privately, there is more repression here now than in Brezhnev's time. The US are trying to prop up Karimov economically and to justify this support they need to claim that a process of economic and political reform is underway. That they do so claim is either cynicism or self-delusion.

This policy is doomed to failure. Karimov is driving this resource-rich country towards economic ruin like an Abacha. And the policy of increasing repression aimed indiscriminately at pious Muslims, combined with a deepening poverty, is the most certain way to ensure continuing support for the Islamic Movement of Uzbekistan. They have certainly been decimated and disorganised in Afghanistan, and Karimov's repression may keep the lid on for years – but pressure is building and could ultimately explode.

I quite understand the interest of the US in strategic airbases and why they back Karimov, but I believe US policy is misconceived. In the short term it may help fight terrorism but in the medium term it will promote it, as the Economist points out. And it can never be right to lower our standards on human rights. There is a complex situation in Central Asia and it is wrong to look at it only through a prism picked up on September 12. Worst of all is what appears to be the philosophy underlying the current US view of Uzbekistan: that September 11 divided the World into two camps in the "War against Terrorism" and that Karimov is on "our" side.

If Karimov is on "our" side, then this war cannot be simply between the forces of good and evil. It must be about more complex things, like securing the long-term US military presence in Uzbekistan. I silently wept at the 11 September commemoration here. The right words on New York have all been said. But last week was also another anniversary – the US-led overthrow of Salvador Allende in Chile. The subsequent dictatorship killed, dare I say it, rather more people than died on September 11. Should we not remember then also, and learn from that too? I fear that we are heading down the same path of US-sponsored dictatorship here. It is ironic that the beneficiary is perhaps the most unreformed of the World's old communist leaders.
We need to think much more deeply about Central Asia. It is easy to place Uzbekistan in the "too difficult" tray and let the US run with it, but I think they are running in the wrong direction. We should tell them of the dangers we see. Our policy is theoretically one of engagement, but in practice this has not meant much. Engagement makes sense, but it must mean grappling with the problems, not mute collaboration. We need to start actively to state a distinctive position on democracy and human rights, and press for a realistic view to be taken in the IMF. We should continue to resist pressures to start a bilateral DFID programme, unless channelled non-governmentally, and not restore ECGD cover despite the constant lobbying. We should not invite Karimov to the UK. We should step up our public diplomacy effort, stressing democratic values, including more resources from the British Council. We should increase support to human rights activists, and strive for contact with non-official Islamic groups.

Above all we need to care about the 22 million Uzbek people, suffering from poverty and lack of freedom. They are not just pawns in the new Great Game.

MURRAY

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Letter #2
Confidential
Fm Tashkent
To FCO

18 March 2003

SUBJECT: US FOREIGN POLICY
SUMMARY

1. As seen from Tashkent, US policy is not much focussed on democracy or freedom. It is about oil, gas and hegemony. In Uzbekistan the US pursues those ends through supporting a ruthless dictatorship. We must not close our eyes to uncomfortable truth.

DETAIL

2. Last year the US gave half a billion dollars in aid to Uzbekistan, about a quarter of it military aid. Bush and Powell repeatedly hail Karimov as a friend and ally. Yet this regime has at least seven thousand prisoners of conscience; it is a one party state without freedom of speech, without freedom of media, without freedom of movement, without freedom of assembly, without freedom of religion. It practices, systematically, the most hideous tortures on thousands. Most of the population live in conditions precisely analogous with medieval serfdom.

3. Uzbekistan's geo-strategic position is crucial. It has half the population of the whole of Central Asia. It alone borders all the other states in a region which is important to future Western oil and gas supplies. It is the regional military power. That is why the US is here, and here to stay. Contractors at the US military bases are extending the design life of the buildings from ten to twenty five years.

4. Democracy and human rights are, despite their protestations to the contrary, in practice a long way down the US agenda here. Aid this year will be slightly less, but there is no intention to introduce any meaningful conditionality. Nobody can believe this level of aid – more than US aid to all of West Africa – is related to comparative developmental need as opposed to political support for Karimov. While the US makes token and low-level references to human rights to appease domestic opinion, they view Karimov's vicious regime as a bastion against fundamentalism. He – and they – are in fact creating fundamentalism. When the US gives this much support to a regime that tortures people to death for having a beard or praying five times a day, is it any surprise that Muslims come to hate the West?

5. I was stunned to hear that the US had pressured the EU to withdraw a motion on Human Rights in Uzbekistan which the EU was tabling at the UN Commission for Human Rights in Geneva. I was most unhappy to find that we are helping the US in what I can only call this cover-up. I am saddened when the US constantly quote fake improvements in human rights in Uzbekistan, such as the abolition of censorship and Internet freedom, which quite simply have not happened (I see these are quoted in the draft EBRD strategy for Uzbekistan, again I understand at American urging).

6. From Tashkent it is difficult to agree that we and the US are activated by shared values. Here we have a brutal US sponsored dictatorship reminiscent of Central and South American policy under previous US Republican administrations. I watched George Bush talk today of Iraq and "dismantling the apparatus of terror… removing the torture chambers and the rape rooms". Yet when it comes to the Karimov regime, systematic torture and rape appear to be treated as peccadilloes, not to affect the relationship and to be downplayed in international fora. Double standards? Yes.

7. I hope that once the present crisis is over we will make plain to the US, at senior level, our serious concern over their policy in Uzbekistan.
MURRAY

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Letter #3

CONFIDENTIAL
FM TASHKENT
TO IMMEDIATE FCO

TELNO 63
OF 220939 JULY 04

INFO IMMEDIATE DFID, ISLAMIC POSTS, MOD, OSCE POSTS UKDEL EBRD LONDON, UKMIS GENEVA, UKMIS MEW YORK

SUBJECT: RECEIPT OF INTELLIGENCE OBTAINED UNDER TORTURE

SUMMARY

1. We receive intelligence obtained under torture from the Uzbek intelligence services, via the US. We should stop. It is bad information anyway. Tortured dupes are forced to sign up to confessions showing what the Uzbek government wants the US and UK to believe, that they and we are fighting the same war against terror.

2. I gather a recent London interdepartmental meeting considered the question and decided to continue to receive the material. This is morally, legally and practically wrong. It exposes as hypocritical our post Abu Ghraib pronouncements and fatally undermines our moral standing. It obviates my efforts to get the Uzbek government to stop torture they are fully aware our intelligence community laps up the results.

3. We should cease all co-operation with the Uzbek Security Services they are beyond the pale. We indeed need to establish an SIS presence here, but not as in a friendly state.

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4. In the period December 2002 to March 2003 I raised several times the issue of intelligence material from the Uzbek security services which was obtained under torture and passed to us via the CIA. I queried the legality, efficacy and morality of the practice.

5. I was summoned to the UK for a meeting on 8 March 2003. Michael Wood gave his legal opinion that it was not illegal to obtain and to use intelligence acquired by torture. He said the only legal limitation on its use was that it could not be used in legal proceedings, under Article 15 of the UN Convention on Torture.

6. On behalf of the intelligence services, Matthew Kydd said that they found some of the material very useful indeed with a direct bearing on the war on terror. Linda Duffield said that she had been asked to assure me that my qualms of conscience were respected and understood.

7. Sir Michael Jay's circular of 26 May stated that there was a reporting obligation on us to report torture by allies (and I have been instructed to refer to Uzbekistan as such in the context of the war on terror). You, Sir, have made a number of striking, and I believe heartfelt, condemnations of torture in the last few weeks. I had in the light of this decided to return to this question and to highlight an apparent contradiction in our policy. I had intimated as much to the Head of Eastern Department.

8. I was therefore somewhat surprised to hear that without informing me of the meeting, or since informing me of the result of the meeting, a meeting was convened in the FCO at the level of Heads of Department and above, precisely to consider the question of the receipt of Uzbek intelligence material obtained under torture. As the office knew, I was in London at the time and perfectly able to attend the meeting. I still have only gleaned that it happened.

9. I understand that the meeting decided to continue to obtain the Uzbek torture material. I understand that the principal argument deployed was that the intelligence material disguises the precise source, ie it does not ordinarily reveal the name of the individual who is tortured. Indeed this is true – the material is marked with a euphemism such as "From detainee debriefing." The argument runs that if the individual is not named, we cannot prove that he was tortured.

10. I will not attempt to hide my utter contempt for such casuistry, nor my shame that I work in and organisation where colleagues would resort to it to justify torture. I have dealt with hundreds of individual cases of political or religious prisoners in Uzbekistan, and I have met with very few where torture, as defined in the UN convention, was not employed. When my then DHM raised the question with the CIA head of station 15 months ago, he readily acknowledged torture was deployed in obtaining intelligence. I do not think there is any doubt as to the fact

11. The torture record of the Uzbek security services could hardly be more widely known. Plainly there are, at the very least, reasonable grounds for believing the material is obtained under torture. There is helpful guidance at Article 3 of the UN Convention;
"The competent authorities shall take into account all relevant considerations including, where applicable, the existence in the state concerned of a consistent pattern of gross, flagrant or mass violations of human rights." While this article forbids extradition or deportation to Uzbekistan, it is the right test for the present question also.

12. On the usefulness of the material obtained, this is irrelevant. Article 2 of the Convention, to which we are a party, could not be plainer:

"No exceptional circumstances whatsoever, whether a state of war or a threat of war, internal political instability or any other public emergency, may be invoked as a justification of torture."

13. Nonetheless, I repeat that this material is useless – we are selling our souls for dross. It is in fact positively harmful. It is designed to give the message the Uzbeks want the West to hear. It exaggerates the role, size, organisation and activity of the IMU and its links with Al Qaida. The aim is to convince the West that the Uzbeks are a vital cog against a common foe, that they should keep the assistance, especially military assistance, coming, and that they should mute the international criticism on human rights and economic reform.

14. I was taken aback when Matthew Kydd said this stuff was valuable. Sixteen months ago it was difficult to argue with SIS in the area of intelligence assessment. But post Butler we know, not only that they can get it wrong on even the most vital and high profile issues, but that they have a particular yen for highly coloured material which exaggerates the threat. That is precisely what the Uzbeks give them. Furthermore MI6 have no operative within a thousand miles of me and certainly no expertise that can come close to my own in making this assessment.

15. At the Khuderbegainov trial I met an old man from Andizhan. Two of his children had been tortured in front of him until he signed a confession on the family's links with Bin Laden. Tears were streaming down his face. I have no doubt they had as much connection with Bin Laden as I do. This is the standard of the Uzbek intelligence services.

16. I have been considering Michael Wood's legal view, which he kindly gave in writing. I cannot understand why Michael concentrated only on Article 15 of the Convention. This certainly bans the use of material obtained under torture as evidence in proceedings, but it does not state that this is the sole exclusion of the use of such material.

17. The relevant article seems to me Article 4, which talks of complicity in torture. Knowingly to receive its results appears to be at least arguable as complicity. It does not appear that being in a different country to the actual torture would preclude complicity. I talked this over in a hypothetical sense with my old friend Prof Francois Hampson, I believe an acknowledged World authority on the Convention, who said that the complicity argument and the spirit of the Convention would be likely to be winning points. I should be grateful to hear Michael's views on this.

18. It seems to me that there are degrees of complicity and guilt, but being at one or two removes does not make us blameless. There are other factors. Plainly it was a breach of Article 3 of the Convention for the coalition to deport detainees back here from Baghram, but it has been done. That seems plainly complicit.

19. This is a difficult and dangerous part of the World. Dire and increasing poverty and harsh repression are undoubtedly turning young people here towards radical Islam. The Uzbek government are thus creating this threat, and perceived US support for Karimov strengthens anti-Western feeling. SIS ought to establish a presence here, but not as partners of the Uzbek Security Services, whose sheer brutality puts them beyond the pale.

MURRAY

Second Document - summary of legal opinion from Michael Wood arguing that it is legal to use information extracted under torture:

From: Michael Wood, Legal Advisor

Date: 13 March 2003

CC: PS/PUS; Matthew Kidd, WLD

Linda Duffield

UZBEKISTAN: INTELLIGENCE POSSIBLY OBTAINED UNDER TORTURE

1. Your record of our meeting with HMA Tashkent recorded that Craig had said that his understanding was that it was also an offence under the UN Convention on Torture to receive or possess information under torture. I said that I did not believe that this was the case, but undertook to re-read the Convention.

2. I have done so. There is nothing in the Convention to this effect. The nearest thing is article 15 which provides:

"Each State Party shall ensure that any statement which is established to have been made as a result of torture shall not be invoked as evidence in any proceedings, except against a person accused of torture as evidence that the statement was made."

3. This does not create any offence. I would expect that under UK law any statement established to have been made as a result of torture would not be admissible as evidence.

[signed]

M C Wood
Legal Adviser
 
 
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